Homosexuality: The Third Rail Of American Politics?

Obama Smooches The Third Rail and Rasmussen Goes ZZZZZT!

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Friday shows Mitt Romney earning 50% of the vote and President Obama attracting 43% support. Four percent (4%) would vote for a third party candidate, while another three percent (3%) are undecided.

Yes, the economy has been tanking and jobs are about as scarce as virgins in the Secret Service but we may just have to make Joe Biden an Honorary Conservative for pressuring Obama into experiencing a premature exasperation:

Here's what Joe said on national TV: "I, I--look, I am vice president of the United States of America. The president sets the policy. I am absolutely comfortable with the fact that men marrying men, women marrying women and heterosexual men and women marrying one another are entitled to the same exact rights, all the civil rights, all the civil liberties. And, quite frankly, I don't see much of a distinction beyond that."

Try as hard as the gay-lesbo interests may, same sex "marriages" just do not fly with most Americans. Obooboo just helped to evolve himself into another single term President.

Obama: "Yes President Putin. Of course I understand that your male enhancement surgery conflicts with my Group of Eight conference."

Biden: "SQUIRREL!"