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Cops love iPhone data trail :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES BY AMBER HUNT Detective Josh Fazio of the Will County Sheriff...

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Escaped cow shot 11 times, killed at Sacramento's California State Fair

Yup... ELEVEN TIMES - to kill a COW! Can't help but think of THIS . SACRAMENTO, CA - Cal Expo officials said it was justified, but oth...

It Worked On Emilio Estevez...

The Enigmatic Bubbles Jackson In Happier Days GNN - Bubbles Jackson, close friend and confidant of late entertainer Michael Jackson, misse...

ObamaCare, Page 24,306, Sec 93, Para 28, But Too Late for Little Dave

Little Dave GNN - We're sad to report that we found Little Dave near his bed in DC's office this morning. For about a year, Little D...

My gun jammed and then the barrel melted trying to lay down some fire on this one ...

Click at your own risk: No comment . Okay, just a question: He was on a ferry? Stop. I am sure that this type of wallowing in the mud will ...

The Dance of the Jellyfish

Spencer "Rosebud" Ackerman Certainly, by now, Goomba readers have heard about the folks at Journolist who want Drudge to set him...

We Need Investors

DC, Rhod and I were a little late in jumping onto the Gold bandwagon. In a meeting last January, DC described gold as a "passing fan...

Please Tell me that you’re Kidding

¡No Pasarán! explains what really happened at that tragic German Love Parade.... Assimilation , Euro-Style, at an event meant to celebrate ...

Please be ever so careful. Those toothbrush bristles might slash your throat.

'Don't cut the grass, it's dangerous' says council that stopped cutting grass A council that stopped cutting grass banks to ...

Obama's continued attempt to Plug That Damn Hole...

Future of the News By Jeffrey Folks It's a frightening thought: government takeover of the media. But having tightened their grip on hea...

I report; you decide

Megyn Kendall (that's how she's still known to me) has a discussion, er shall we say, escorts K. Powers to the woodshed: Beautiful ....

Get out the vote in November... and don't forget to stay angry

"There are, besides, eternal truths, such as Freedom, Justice, etc. that are common to all states of society. But Communism abolishes e...

Sharron's Ad

If you want to toss a couple of bucks to her campaign, click on DUMP HARRY .

President Obama has mandated this new "fair" version of video games.

Softly Mau-Mauing The Middle Class

It's Hard to Make Soccer Uglier and More Boring than it is, but ...

You have to hand it to the Dutch. They did it. Thank God the spectacle is over. With the Netherlands' loss in the World Cup Final, Van G...

The Contextualizer In Chief

"They were simply parasites, less useful to society than his fleas are to a dog...Clearly there was only one escape for them - into stu...

Say Goodbye To The Auld Sod

Well, he WAS Irish, wasn't he? GNN Arts & Entertainment - After a few days of smoke-filled rooming , a consensus emerged here at ...

Step right up. See the wild creature that eats its young and murders its parents.

They Make The Best Duck L'Orange Screwdrivers, Here

How To Tell If You've Had Too Much GNN Booze Review - News from Beverage World . Call us when you have a Ball Park Frank version or Bi...

A little warm-up for the World Cup

Nickie Goomba's Weekend Gangsta Rap

Dad Life from Church on the Move on Vimeo .

Let my people drown!

A voice of sanity, a voice of inspiration and (obviously) a classy dame!

Sometimes, you just gotta marvel at the folks writing and educating out there in the blogosphere. You'll meet one of these web rangers ...

Two Conservative Americans attempt to make their voices heard by Washington DC (Sort of)

Nickie Goomba's message to American males: Grow a set!

. This gives you an idea of how it would have sounded had Lewis & Clark been committed life partners.

Five Million Shrimp Saved

Gore Describing Physique of The Perfect Masseuse (GNN File Photo) GNN has learned that Albert "DNA" Gore will not be attending Che...

Independence Day

. . Americans have bravely sacrificed, fought, and died for independence throughout our history. That independence must not end on our watc...

Funny? A little, but I'm finding it hard to laugh.

Intellectually and spiritually curious? Maybe this will be enjoyable. If this offends you, skip it, and then go off and have a warm and wonderful 4th.

I only post this because you all mean so much to me. It's Tim Keller speaking at UC Berkeley. Yes, BERKELEY! A Conversation with Tim ...

"Get off of me, you big lummox!!"

Is this a) the message from Gore masseuse to the inventor of the internets and all-around loverboy; b) exclamation of Goomba's Twister p...

German technology may have finally come up with a "Green" vehicle to tempt Nickie Goomba