The Dance of the Jellyfish

Spencer "Rosebud" Ackerman

Certainly, by now, Goomba readers have heard about the folks at Journolist who want Drudge to set himself on fire, laugh like maniacs over the dying body of Rush Limbaugh, and more. We should all be very afraid...afraid that if they get too close, they'll lactate on you

But "Rosebud", here, leaks so much testosterone he wants to "throw [you] through a plate glass window".

That's why I'm asking for readers' opinions about Rosebud Ackerman's possibilities for GNN's small-budget sea-theme melodrama/musical. No Esther Williams, Marion Davies, or hermit-crab-with-a-big- right-claw (from over-use) ideas will be entertained.

We have to get a G Rating for this thing to break wind...I mean water!