Honolulu

Theallet, des Garcons - you got designer clothes on Rodriguez, Toledo -  thank God you don't wear Speedos  Panichgul, Narciso - no need ...

Why I Carry

Written almost six years ago, the Munchkin Wrangler  delivers a most excellent essay on the utility of firearms in establishing a civil and ...

Set Toothbrushes On "Stun"

The toothbrush of the future may surprise you. Some background, for anyone who doesn't subscribe to Dentistry Illustrated Weekly: the p...

The Duck Of Windsor He Ain't

The Duck of Palma and his bride, Infanta Christina de Espana The son-in-law of King Carlos of Spain is now a person of interest in an embezz...

Kim Jung-Il: A Creepy Dictator Gets A Creepy Funeral

These people act like it's Kim Kennedy-King-Ghandi-il being buried, not Kim Jong-il, a crackpot dictator who literally starved an entire...

Things To Do In Russia

Starving In North Korea's Fatherland

Apparently in North Korea common sense has gone the way of the 2,000 calorie minimum dietary requirement. Or else they're democrats. Mag...

On Donner! On Dasher! On Prancer! Oh Fenton!

Santa will be using Fed Ex tonight. Merry Christmas!

If The World Hates You, You Know That It Hated Me Before It Hated You

As we approach the celebration of the birth of our Savior, we should bear in mind that this occasion is a time both of joy and potential dea...

I *Heart* Purple Hearts

From Military.com: HOLLAND, Mich. -- Pawn shops are big business this time of year, thanks to the holidays and tough economic times. However...

Evolving Options

Iran has been a burr under America's saddle since 1979. Through their support and instigation of Islamic jihad they are responsible for ...

Searching For The God Particle

This is an ATLAS particle detector. It is huge and there are six of these detectors located throughout the large Hadron collider at the CER...

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Taxed Before

In a dramatic statement, scientists has announced that they have discovered new Earth-sized planets only 950 light years away. Two planets ...

A Dirt Nap For Our Buddy Kim

Reprising his most famous role, North Korean Dictator for Life Kim Jong-Il has now assumed the same ambient temperature as his famous look-a...

Egyptian Police Foreplay

You can tell which cop is the intern. He's the one stomping the woman with his Air Allah sneakers instead of combat boots. Protesters an...

USS Independence

This is the LCS2, USS Independence, the US Navy's latest coastal warcraft. LCS stands for Littoral Combat Ship - it is designed to opera...

An Islamic Diploma

From the Daily Mail : A jealous husband is facing life in prison after chopping off his wife's fingers because she began studying for a ...

Three In One

Tear up the Constitution and set a torch to the Capitol. Obugger has declared himself to be all three branches of the government rolled up i...

Model Me This

As the old adage goes, "Figures Don't Lie, But Liars Never Figure ... They Use Models." Whether it's global warming, publi...

Gone, But Not Forgotton

Especially by law enforcement officials in three different countries. But let's face it, you'd require a frontal lobotomy in order t...

A Day That Will Live In Infamy

According to statistics released by the Veteran’s Administration, our World War II vets are dying at a rate of 740 a day. This means there a...

Obama Volt!

Yeah, I'm reaching here. It was supposed to be a play on "Deus Vult!" Latin for "God Wills It!" which was a Medieval...

The Capital of Sex Exploitation

"Suffer the little children..." As a nation I really fear that we are wearing God's patience and long suffering mighty thin. I...

How Barney Frank Got Rear Ended

It just happens. You're sitting at a red light  minding your own business when all of a sudden out of a clear blue sky - BAM! - somebody...

A Wise Man Once Said...

There's sad news from Muswell Hill in London.  Our favorite girl, Goodnight Vienna , is shutting down her blog.  She identifies "a...

Black Friday At The OK Corral

Instead of coal, it appears that many shoppers have filled their Christmas stockings with another substance, gunpowder. USA Today reported t...

The Good Ship Barney Frank

On the Good Ship Barney Frank It's a short trip to the central bank Where gay boys played, And the economy's in disarray. Unemployme...