A Dirt Nap For Our Buddy Kim

Reprising his most famous role, North Korean Dictator for Life Kim Jong-Il has now assumed the same ambient temperature as his famous look-alike puppet. Unfortunately for Kim, the puppet will fare much better physically over the next few months than Dear Departed Leader.

Things You Wanted To Know About Kim Jong-Il But Were Afraid To Ask.

1. He wanted to breed giant rabbits to feed the people of NorK.
2. Claimed to have invented the hamburger.
3. Had the unofficial title of the "Central Brain."
4. Wrote six dreadful operas.
5. Had over 20,000 movies in his personal library; his favorites were "Rambo" and "Friday The 13th"
6. Loved to roller blade.
7. Was very partial to roast donkey.
8. NorK propaganda states that when Kim was born, a double rainbow came out and Spring simultaneously arrived.
9. He built an entire city, Kijong-Dong, for PR purposes. No one has ever resided there.

10. Kidnapped a South Korean film director and forced him to make a Godzilla movie.

But perhaps Kim Jong-Il is best known for the dramatic reduction in North Korea's light pollution. North Korea is one of the world's best nations in which to view the night sky and myriads of stars due to the fact that there little or no electricity in much of the country as seen in the following satellite photo. Of course the nation is outlined in white else you could not see it at all.

Thank you, thank you Dear Departed Leader!