Overheard at the White House ...

From my inside source Andrew Breitbart ... who is dressed as Abraham Lincoln and touring the White House with a mike as we speak.

Please pick the most common lament of late (these are actual, freaking quotes, people ... we have the tapes) in the West Wing:

A) "Some one get on the phone and let Charlie Gibson know that there is a brief case camera set up on his desk at ABC!";

B) "Is it too much to ask to keep Republican hookers out of our community organizing centers?";

C) "Brother, can you spare an ACORN?"; or

D) "Get me the URL of that bastard Goomba."

Poll results below ...