(New York) Commissioner of Baseball Allan H. (Bud) Selig this morning shocked the sporting world by awarding the 2009 World Series Championship to the Grass Valley T-Bones, a slo-pitch softball team owned by little known political blogger Nickie Goomba.Goomba offered a confused comment on the award, saying:
"My daughter came into my bedroom and told me we had won the World Series. I guess that Kraut bastard Selig can now sleep at night without looking over his shoulder. Of course I'm surprised. I never expected this award, but it's not about me. It's about Nickie Goomba's team. There's no "I" in Nickie Goomba."
The team's star Pitcher, 63-year old Daisy "Pops" Cutter, best summed up the T-Bones' collective response by raising a withered liver-spotted finger and declaring "We're Number One!"
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