The Goomba-Bubba Summit Draweth Nigh

As the Southwest Correspondent for GNN, I view it as my sacred duty to provide a report on the other side ... provided that Goomba authorities give clearance. I mean, this is the highest-level blogger gathering since Secretia sat in silence with Rhod for 30 minutes before he offered up that he was actually Charlie from the infamous Pusillanimous Wanker blog.

Still, the last time I violated a Goomba embargo, I woke up with a hippo head in my bed. So, I have to be careful.