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Friday, December 4, 2009

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MOURNERS BEING COMFORTED BY HUMAN


He did his quiet duty for 405 years, barely moving. Little is known about his private life, but some say he worked many years for the Postal Service.

Now he's dead. Ming The Clam is no longer with us. Read about it HERE. According to Wikipedia, Ming died during an "evaluation"....meaning that he was cut in half so his rings could be counted. He bothered no one for over four centuries, until a bunch of meddlers snatched him from his bed to expose his gerontological secrets.

I've been sitting on this sad news for a long time. I can't hold it in any longer.

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