From the UK we hear of a 65 year old woman who had breast augmentation surgery after her husband died and is now dating younger men, as young as 24.
Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd says she has a new lease of life after finally having the breast enlargement she wanted - at the age of 65.This is the perfect advice for that special someone that has fallen so low in recent polls as citizens finally wake up and realize he is completely incompetent and irrelevant. Even the Republicans are refusing to give a rebuttal to his anticipated jobs speech. America just isn't that into you.
The widower lost her husband David last year and decided it was time to invest in herself - by paying for cosmetic surgery to transform her breasts from an A cup to an F.
Now the great-grandmother, from Abergele, North Wales, who spent 15 years caring for her husband while he was ill, said the £4,000 operation is helping her to enjoy life.
What to do?
How to get America to pay attention?
How to get America to love him again?
The boob in the White House needs something to reinvent himself; you know, to rekindle the excitement when no one knew anything about you. To remake yourself into someone that everyone is talking about.
Soooooooo.
How about a boob job?
Now that's change we can believe in!


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