I Wrote This In Too Much Of A Hurry

Make this go hyper-viral.

h/t to the Knuckledragger.

UPDATE: I threw this up just before we ran out of the house this morning. The very beginning where Obama is speaking is contrived. However the Kenyan Ambassador admits that Obama is a Kenyan, his paternal grandmother states that she was in the delivery room in Kenya when he was born, his sister states he was norn in one hospital and Obama states that he was born in another. Lock the lying SOB up.