Win a New Car!

Who Said It?

"Well, you see, according to [blank's] plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think! I like to read! I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder..."Gee, should I have the T-Bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol! I want to eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS OF CHEESE, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section with my feet on the table. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body, reading Playboy magazine! Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year old virgin sitting around in beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer weiner".

A) Rosie O'Donnell
B) Nickie Goomba
C) Sting
D) Edward Kennedy
E) Charles deGaulle
F) None of the above

BONUS POINTS! Who Said It?

"I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off. On and off, all day; all night. Soon where [blank] once stood will be a string of gas stations. Inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly-prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards, reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it wil be beautiful!

A) Any Congressional Republican
B) Henry David Thoreau
C) DC
D) Lou Dobbs
E) John Major
F) All of the above