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They See The Train Wreck Coming
Former Congressman Arthur Davis (D-Alabama R-Virginia?) has announced he is joining the GOP. This was the guy who seconded the Presidential nomination of Obama at the 2008 DNC convention. And in another development, the Black Caucus states that they are tired of making excuses for Obama.

Bet The Door Didn't Hit Them On The Ass On Their Way Out
The liberal pastor of a not so liberal church just lost two thirds of his congregation when he announced his support for gay marriage. Oliver White, pastor of Grace Community United Church of Christ in St. Paul, MN, is now preaching to a lot of empty pews on Sundays. And he is also looking for a "miracle donation" to help with the $200,000 mortgage that the church cannot pay. Good luck with that and, yes, ask Jesus to bless you financially for taking a position which is diametrically opposed in scripture.

Just Go Yugo
It is reported that Venezuelan President-for-just-a-little-while-longer Chavez is now in the tertiary, or final stage of cancer. The only good news from his Cuban doctors is that he no longer needs a night light, he glows in the dark.