Texas Style River Boats

FANTASY
DHS head Janet Napolitano -  "The border is better now than it ever has been."

REALITY
Holy Shit! Machine guns! We need more machine guns!

And in Loredo, Texas, the first installment of reality is delivered:

One of them is a big boat full of high-caliber weapons to patrol the border area of Rio Bravos and the other is loaded with technology, cameras, and radar that will also provide security for this border area.

The State of Texas has ordered six of these boats to help patrol the Rio Grande.

The Texas Department of Public Safety led these two boats to the banks of the Rio Bravo to present them to Congress and show their use to patrol the border.

Obviously Congress isn't listening. Or anyone else in Washington for that natter.

Right across the river in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, the drug cartels have gone wild with Satan's pinatas - decorating the city with hanging corpses and decapitated bodies in Hell's version of Feng Shui.

Horror as nine bodies found hanged from bridge and 14 heads decapitated and dumped along U.S. border in Mexico