Most Odious Words/Phrases in the English Language: Honorable Mention

This is dirty work, sifting through all of these dastardly words and phrases to perform the vital function of informing Nickie's readers of how to understand these verbal terds. But, as the blog's literary critic and being fluent in English and completely understanding the wickedness and vapidity of postmodernism, I believe that it is my duty to perfom this public service.

Here are those words and phrases that did not quite crack the Top 10:

"Eco-friendly" or "Green" -- A type of unadulterated B.S., and normally used to guilt white suburbanites into parting with large quantities of greenbacks and/or otherwise reducing their standard of living.

"Raise Awareness" -- To promote the advancement of some sort of unadulterated B.S..

"Fundamentalists" -- Leftist definition: Christians who believe the Bible or jihadis who saw people's heads off and/or blow up women and children. To the left, these are pretty much the same thing, except the Christians are more dangerous.

"Extremists" -- Liberal definition: Any actual (jihadis) or supposed (conservative) evil that liberals can't bring themselves to actually define, for fear of mobilizing Americans in righteous indignation and coordinated opposition to liberalism itself.

"The Rich" -- Demo definition: Some one that has more money than the person using the term and also pays taxes.

"Undocumented workers/immigrants" -- Key constituency of Democrat Party. Used to be referred to by the racist term "illegal aliens", but now are properly viewed as the boundary-challenged future citizens that they are.

"Oy" (or "Oye") -- Women's or metrosexual blogger's version of "Zoinks".

We will start rolling out the Top 10 soon. Looking at the verbal minefield above, you can tell that some difficult reading awaits. So, take a shower and get back here for more.