Full-Figured Potential

We here at GNN hold the belief that a "husky" girl makes a better employee. She's strong, cheerful, eager to please and more likely to have a bundt cake on her desk. Mrs. Goomba #8 and Mrs. Rhod #6 were cut from this jolly, well-fed pool. But all good things can be metabolized away.

The marital situation went south for both of us after a spell of aggressive dieting by the ladies. That meant no more stuffed shells and other delights for supper, but that's another story.

The Goomba boiler room is a tough place for the ladies, especially with DC's...ahem....tendencies, and LL's musky allure.

But there are other consideration too, for female employees. Consider THIS advice from Transportation Magazine for July, 1943. All of us here are waiting for the advice to be reprinted in Forbes.