Rhod's Secret: Seven Nation Army

I know it is risky telling the truth about powerful uberbloggers such as the Great Goomba and Hot Rhoderick. Indeed, Hell has no fury like an old blogger scorned. Still, my soul compels me in such weighty matters. Thus, I intrepidly forge ahead.

Query: Ever wonder how Rhod pens those majestic screeds wherein he lays waste to every shabby thought, even the thoughts thinking about becoming thoughts deep in the recessed firmament of a mushy brain?

Well, now the truth can be told. Rhod plays the following song over and over -- before, during, and after -- until his post is finally edited to perfection:



I challenge you, dear readers, in honor of His Hotness, to listen to The White Stripes play that glorious tune each time you partake of one of Rhod's posts. You'll see it. You'll experience it. Live the Heat.

Really posted by Nickie Goomba.