This Week's Results are In

Startling trends ignore conventional thinking.

The Nickie Goomba weekly Presidential Tracking Poll for Tuesday shows that 17% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is spending his vacation. Forty-one percent (61%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Vacation Approval Index (VAI) rating of -44. Forty-eight percent (48%) of College-age voters were unable to identify the President by name.

Only nineteen percent (19%) of likely voters over 40 are confident that members of Congress could find their own "hind ends with a spatula". If Americans could vote to keep or replace the entire Congress, 41% of tall voters would throw out all the legislators and start over again. Almost 79% of Conservatives would vote to have their elected representatives sprayed with corn oil and fed live to ferrets.

The Presidential Marxism/Racism Index is calculated by subtracting the number who consider Obama a Marxist from the number who Obama considers racist. It is updated daily at 11:30 a.m. Pacific (sign up for free daily e-mail update). Updates also available on Twitter and Facebook.

Overall, 62% of voters say they consider the President at least somewhat of a Marxist. That’s the highest level of perceived Marxism yet measured for Obama. The President considers fifty-three percent (53%) of Democrats racist. Ninety-one percent (91%) of Republicans are considered racist. As for those not affiliated with either major party, Obama considers them 100% racist.